What's your best comeback to a nigger?

[whipping post]

Call em what the jews call them… svartzkauhs…(spelling?)

Schwartza The Amish use it to.

 

[Lane's Ghost]

I've thought about asking "How much is a bottle of Old English these days?". It would at least cut to the chase.

 

[hisdivineshadow1972]

If I throw a stick will you go away?

Oh please I beg of you dont ruin one of my favorite games with my beloved dogs by making me associate it with disgusting niggers....

 

[Greasemonkey]

Oh please I beg of you dont ruin one of my favorite games with my beloved dogs by making me associate it with disgusting niggers....

I throw sticks for ours or his Frisbee and never think of the shitapes.

 

[Greasemonkey]

Schwartza The Amish use it to.

We like the line in Blazing Saddles "The sheriffs a Schwartza".

 

[Krazy Koon Kunts]

"I am white and you're a nigger".

 

[zigman]

I get off at this exit ramp and these niggers know that you are caught at the light and their chances are better of catching some sucker for gibs.
Beyond the red light is a shopping center..................I always like to flash my lights and get the shitskins attention, ( when there are usually about 7 or 8 cars in front of me) the nignog can't hide his smile in anticipation of the gibs he/she is about to receive..........mind you I love doing this in the rain and the snow for better effect!
When the shine comes up to the window, I roll it down and proudly exclaim, It's you're LUCKY DAY!!!!....I was just across the street literally 10 minutes ago and __________is TAKING EMPLOYMENT APPLICATIONS!!!

*edit I do this to able bodied, young, White crackheads also...( just not as often )

 

[Mr. Otis Chimp]

If you have one, throw them a chicken bone. This is what my ex brother in law did while driving home from his construction job. He stopped at a market and bought some chicken and fries. At a stop sign, a couple of nigger yoof were crotch grabbing in their usual way. My brother in law rolled down his window and tossed a chicken bone at them and said; here boy, fetch and took off. I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

 

[Uhtred Lothbrok]

I don’t talk to niggers, so I don’t have one. I avoid them like the plague.

This is my strategy. I treat them as if they don't exist, while always employing a sideward glance and watchful eye. You can't let your guard down for a second. Thankfully, I have very few encounters that would prompt me to have to speak with them.

 

[FedUpWithThem]

I saw one today when I went to visit my mom. He only uses a wheelchair when he wants drug money. Makes me sick. Next time, I'll rip it up and throw it at him!

 

[LHP]

Next time call them a Kaffir.
That's what they call niggers in South Africa.

In Spanish- ME-OT-TAY (Say as one word)
Meeeeeotttttay

 

[zigman]

 

[zigman]

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

A kid on the bus when I was young was being castigated by the black latrina driver to sit down. This kid told the driver that he doesn't take commands from someone whose great grandfather was owned by his great grandfather. The entire bus, even the Oreos we had on our route erupted into raucous laughter. We had a replacement driver the next day.

 

[hisdivineshadow1972]

I still prefer just yelling out loud Nigger in like Walmart parking lots and places from a covert position just to see the reactions.

 

[YT4life]

A month or so ago, when we had one of our typical Southern days with the temperature way above seasonal, I had just come off the interstate and lowered the front windows, when one of the panhandlers approached all the cars while the light was red. I think I was the second or third, and the nigger had his 'homeless bullshit sympathy' sign out, and asked for any spare change I could offer...

I told him - basically - 'Sorry, I can't help you. My company didn't give me any extra 'free nigger handout money' in my last check', then rolled the windows up. It was glorious to see his face as I pulled away...

 

[OuOuAhAh]

A month or so ago, when we had one of our typical Southern days with the temperature way above seasonal, I had just come off the interstate and lowered the front windows, when one of the panhandlers approached all the cars while the light was red. I think I was the second or third, and the nigger had his 'homeless bullshit sympathy' sign out, and asked for any spare change I could offer...

I told him - basically - 'Sorry, I can't help you. My company didn't give me any extra 'free nigger handout money' in my last check', then rolled the windows up. It was glorious to see his face as I pulled away...

I usually just put on a fake nigger voice and say “ah dolla?! Sheeeeiiiittt. Im fucked up outcha bruh, dis aint even my car!! YOU gotta dollar? Whattaboutta cigarette? Can I use yo phone real quick? Damn.. u got fiddy cent doe?”
Gotta protect myself and speak to them in their own language. A comeback? “Nigger” works well. I had a nigger ask me for $10 recently. I just laughed and said $10?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

I usually just put on a fake nigger voice and say “ah dolla?! Sheeeeiiiittt. Im fucked up outcha bruh, dis aint even my car!! YOU gotta dollar? Whattaboutta cigarette? Can I use yo phone real quick? Damn.. u got fiddy cent doe?”
Gotta protect myself and speak to them in their own language. A comeback? “Nigger” works well. I had a nigger ask me for $10 recently. I just laughed and said $10?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's how you converse with a NIGGER

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

I saw one today when I went to visit my mom. He only uses a wheelchair when he wants drug money. Makes me sick. Next time, I'll rip it up and throw it at him!

That's a ground level NIGGER

 

[FedUpWithThem]

That's a ground level NIGGER

Agreed. And the wheelchair is stolen from a hospital across the street. Like, really?