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We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.
You should see their little faces light up.
If I could eat dinner with someone living or dead, I'd choose a dead person solely so we'd go somewhere fancy where I'd eat both meals leaving them to pay the bill and the restaurant saying, "Wow, that guy stiffed us."
Due to freezing conditions in the UK the British Naturist Society has seen the size of its male members shrink dramatically.
Spunk tastes like fishy bleach, so I've been told.
What's yet another way to say you came inside a woman...
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You should see their little faces light up.
If I could eat dinner with someone living or dead, I'd choose a dead person solely so we'd go somewhere fancy where I'd eat both meals leaving them to pay the bill and the restaurant saying, "Wow, that guy stiffed us."
Due to freezing conditions in the UK the British Naturist Society has seen the size of its male members shrink dramatically.
Spunk tastes like fishy bleach, so I've been told.
What's yet another way to say you came inside a woman...
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