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Teacher: Think of a word that ends with "anal"?
Pupil: Chloroform, Miss?
Yesterday, I underwent a painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.
I got some great wedding presents though.
If you have to tell people that you’re a woman, chances are really high that you’re not actually a woman.
Thousands Lined Up For Black Friday As Grocery Stores Offered Prices From When Trump Was President.
Times are that hard I've told the kids we're having "surprise on toast" later.
The surprise is we've got no fucking bread.
Pupil: Chloroform, Miss?
Yesterday, I underwent a painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.
I got some great wedding presents though.
If you have to tell people that you’re a woman, chances are really high that you’re not actually a woman.
Thousands Lined Up For Black Friday As Grocery Stores Offered Prices From When Trump Was President.
Times are that hard I've told the kids we're having "surprise on toast" later.
The surprise is we've got no fucking bread.