Traditional satirical pantomime: Baizuo play Genshin impact.

Schonus

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Pantomime : But to be honest, There is some words need to be translated
I cannot ensure my translation is precise, but you can understand main idea.

经典讽刺默剧:《白左玩原神》
traditional satirical pantomime: Baizuo play Genshin impact.
link:https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1u...ck&vd_source=370ce3757c9def5461d9d093d59f061a

第一次进游戏,好开心啊
First time enter the game, so happy


角色很多啊,看来要配队了
There are so many characters. It seems that match the team is needed.

这个我熟
I'm familiar with this.


总之先按颜色选两个
Anyway, choose two by skin color first.

什么?这个辛焱是璃月人?那没事了
凯亚还是个坎瑞亚国的难民?好

What?!This Xinyan is a Liyue character, I have nothing to do with her (in other word, it means see you next ti……never)
Kaya is also a refugee of Khaenri'ah?Great!

选个加血的吧
Choose one who can Restore HP(Healer)

哎呦呦,好危险,差点被人说恋童。真是不能掉以轻心啊
Ouch, What a close call. I was almost criticized for pedophilia. I can't take it lightly

似乎还少一个LGBTQI+角色
There seems to be one less LGBTQI+ character.

因为选的主角是荧,所以选她吧
Because I choose Lumine as my protagonist, choose her

“虽然不是不能吃,但我对动物脂肪和内脏大概会有点……”
"Although it's not inedible, I probably feel a little …… about animal fat and viscera"

还是个素食主义者?太好了
Vegetarian?So Wonderful!

下一个就是你了:宝藏男孩
You are the next:my precious boy(I cannot understand the meme in fact)

关于雷泽自己
About Razor himself

我是狼,人的爸爸、妈妈,没有。
I am a wolf. I have no human father/mother.

弃婴,没有受过教育。
你拯救了我的队伍,雷泽。
Abandoned baby, uneducated.
You saved my team, Razer.

可是这些人也都不错啊……
But these character are not bad, too……

比如反对主义者……
For example, Objectivist……(someone who against the government)

还有这个动物保护主义者,在城外收养了大量流浪猫狗
And this animal conservationist, has adopted a large number of stray cats and dogs outside the city

队伍角色槽位太少了,不能满足我的多样化需求
Reserved character slots in the team are too few(4) to satisfy my diversity.

垃圾游戏!根本不够正确!再见!
Garbage game! Not (political) correct at all! Never play it again
 
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