kabuki_trader
Active member
Years ago when I was in high school, me and a buddy had a run in with three fat nigger girls. We're standing in the lunch line when they decide to cut in line. They're talking all loud and tough. You know the type, like they're the only ones in the room. So I said out loud to my buddy, "who the fuck do they think they are". Of course they heard me and walk over as a group all tough and shit, and I'm ready to go to war. Instead, some teachers intervened and tried to calm it down. Later we're sitting at our lunch tables and I thought it'd be funny to take my crusty, thick peanut butter cookie and launch it where they're sitting across the lunch room. So I throw it and it made a perfect landing right in the middle of them. The cookie shattered, hitting all three of them. Holy shit, you would think a bomb went off, because all three of them exploded with "who da fuck!? who da fuck did dat?! Squawkin' and squeelin' like a troop of baboons. They knew it was me.... I just smiled. We had trouble the rest of the year with them but that was the funniest. The nigger guys thought it was funny.