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I went to a paraplegic strip club last night.
It was crawling with pussy.
Bought my wife an archeology kit for her birthday but she didn't like it.
Strange as she always likes to dig up things from the past!
What's another phrase for coming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
The rooster teaches us it’s perfectly acceptable to start the day with a few screams.
In other news ... today the UK government discovered that, if you want a job done right... hire a man.
It was crawling with pussy.
Bought my wife an archeology kit for her birthday but she didn't like it.
Strange as she always likes to dig up things from the past!
What's another phrase for coming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
The rooster teaches us it’s perfectly acceptable to start the day with a few screams.
In other news ... today the UK government discovered that, if you want a job done right... hire a man.