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Why was Johnny grounded on Thanksgiving?
Because his mom found him with his pants down in the kitchen, stuffing the turkey.
How did the pilgrims ruin the first Thanksgiving for the Native Americans?
They brought too much white meat.
How is Thanksgiving dinner like a married couple having sex?
After it’s over, Dad falls asleep and leaves Mom to clean up.
What do gay men and cranberry sauce have in common?
They both come in a can.
Why is a Thanksgiving Turkey the perfect girlfriend?
It can’t talk, comes tied up, and has the perfect hole for stuffing.
Because his mom found him with his pants down in the kitchen, stuffing the turkey.
How did the pilgrims ruin the first Thanksgiving for the Native Americans?
They brought too much white meat.
How is Thanksgiving dinner like a married couple having sex?
After it’s over, Dad falls asleep and leaves Mom to clean up.
What do gay men and cranberry sauce have in common?
They both come in a can.
Why is a Thanksgiving Turkey the perfect girlfriend?
It can’t talk, comes tied up, and has the perfect hole for stuffing.