Single Mom Coalburner Can't Land a White Man

[coonhunter]

Of course, no man wants to raise someone else's children, let alone a mulatto.

Too true. I know a broken family where the couple was infertile. They adopted a mulatto and followed up by adopting its mutant sibling a couple years later. Both were infants at adoption. The husband finally got tired of getting the cuck stare every time they were in public and started looking outside for love. They finally divorced and now the momma is stuck alone with a fambly of gibbering mulattos. They were/are? deeply religious.

 

[Coon Chicken Inn]

once you go blakkk...

My niece will learn that lesson soon. No decent white man will ever want her now that she's lain with a nigger.

 

[Dr. Donquarius Harambe]

*White woman✔️
*Sends obligatory awkwardly composed selfie✔️
*Visible tats on forearm✔️
*In her underwear ✔️
*Texting used for prospective dating✔️
*Single mother✔️
*Uses ‘he is my everything’ son quote unironically✔️
*Willingly sends a photo of the Tar Baby that has for all intents and purposes ruined her life - while looking for a pat on the back✔️
* Talking monkey she refers to as her son is the spitting image of a toilet brush✔️
*The world is the problem ✔️

Yep, it all checks out✔️
* bonus points; probably a watch on her wrist, also looks suspiciously like the wrist band they give people in the psych ward at mental hospitals. Newly freed?

 

[Lawn Jockey]

that's the second chorus to da mudshark blues. . .just wail it baby !

Here's some song parody ideas for you.
Coal Burner's Daughter-Parody of "Coal Minor's Daughter" by Loretta Lynn
Mudshark Sunglasses-Parody of "Cheap Sunglasses" by ZZ Top
Down With the Lazy Niggers-Parody of "Down by the Lazy River" by the Osmonds

 

[Dred Scott]

Get used to it, whore. That's going to be every man's reaction to the sight of your mutant for the rest of your life. They don't want your STDs or your niglet.

 

[Uhtred Lothbrok]

*White woman✔️
*Sends obligatory awkwardly composed selfie✔️
*Visible tats on forearm✔️
*In her underwear ✔️
*Texting used for prospective dating✔️
*Single mother✔️
*Uses ‘he is my everything’ son quote unironically✔️
*Willingly sends a photo of the Tar Baby that has for all intents and purposes ruined her life - while looking for a pat on the back✔️
* Talking monkey she refers to as her son is the spitting image of a toilet brush✔️
*The world is the problem ✔️

Yep, it all checks out✔️
* bonus points; probably a watch on her wrist, also looks suspiciously like the wrist band they give people in the psych ward at mental hospitals. Newly freed?

Good Doctor, you have diagnosed the situation perfectly. Regrettably, there's no cure for the damage done to this mudshark's thinking.

 

[Nate Higgerz]

I was looking at the picture further, doesn’t that look like one of those small animal carriers sitting on top of the bed?



I wonder if that’s what she brought her niglet in. Maybe she’s using it to potty train it?

 

[Love Street]

Big shocker huh.

Scared that she will go back to burning coal

 

[Dr. Donquarius Harambe]

Good Doctor, you have diagnosed the situation perfectly. Regrettably, there's no cure for the damage done to this mudshark's thinking.

Quickly and easily recognizing patterns is a gift and a curse my friend.

 

[Black Gorilla Jr.]

the niggger on the wattamellon is a nice touch..

Would be funny if it said “nigger lives matter”

Lol i just noticed the bag of mcmonkeys..

 

[1488NiggerHater]

Big shocker huh.

Respect to all this intelligent male non-traitors. There is still hope for the white race.