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My son came home from school all excited.
He said, "I got a B on my reading test."
I replied, "That's an F."
I saw a full solar eclipse while in New York City.
Then I asked the black woman in front of me to move out of my way.
As chairman of the Blind Society, I was accused of needlessly wasting money.
So I arranged a big fireworks display to cheer everyone up.
New pill available could cure up to 170,000 women of migraines!
I'm sure they will still find some other excuse...
My black wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
"Yes," I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape."
He said, "I got a B on my reading test."
I replied, "That's an F."
I saw a full solar eclipse while in New York City.
Then I asked the black woman in front of me to move out of my way.
As chairman of the Blind Society, I was accused of needlessly wasting money.
So I arranged a big fireworks display to cheer everyone up.
New pill available could cure up to 170,000 women of migraines!
I'm sure they will still find some other excuse...
My black wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
"Yes," I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape."