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My next door neighbor Leroy, says his house is worth more than mine.
I said that cant be as the houses are the same?
He said it is because he doesn't live next door to a nigger.
Matthew Perry was buried in a private funeral yesterday.
#FriendsReunited
We were at the zoo today looking at the lions in their enclosure when a little black kid fell in.
"Quick!" shrieked his mother. "Somebody save him!"
"Don't worry." I replied calmly. "Lions rarely die from food poisoning."
Apparently, greeting a customer by saying "Sup, my nigga?" is enough to get you sacked from KFC.
The One With Chandler in a Box.
I said that cant be as the houses are the same?
He said it is because he doesn't live next door to a nigger.
Matthew Perry was buried in a private funeral yesterday.
#FriendsReunited
We were at the zoo today looking at the lions in their enclosure when a little black kid fell in.
"Quick!" shrieked his mother. "Somebody save him!"
"Don't worry." I replied calmly. "Lions rarely die from food poisoning."
Apparently, greeting a customer by saying "Sup, my nigga?" is enough to get you sacked from KFC.
The One With Chandler in a Box.