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Saw my old high school buddies last night. We had a great reunion, especially because all the black guys were missing.
Let me guess, they're all in prison?
No, they'd all died of old age!
My kid got suspended from school today for naming something that's outstanding about blacks.
What did he say?
Warrants...
Today was a terrible day. The black family next door got hit by a bus.
And I lost my job as a bus driver!
I live in a 30% black town and I'm the only guy in the neighborhood whose home has not been burglarized yet.
Dude, your alarm system must have cost a fortune!
Nah. Cost me 10 bucks to put a "Job Center" sign on my lawn.
Michelle Obama is pissed that she wasn't credited for her voice acting in the new Star Wars remake.
The producer denied racism and claimed that Chewbacca's lines are "no real dialogue."
Let me guess, they're all in prison?
No, they'd all died of old age!
My kid got suspended from school today for naming something that's outstanding about blacks.
What did he say?
Warrants...
Today was a terrible day. The black family next door got hit by a bus.
And I lost my job as a bus driver!
I live in a 30% black town and I'm the only guy in the neighborhood whose home has not been burglarized yet.
Dude, your alarm system must have cost a fortune!
Nah. Cost me 10 bucks to put a "Job Center" sign on my lawn.
Michelle Obama is pissed that she wasn't credited for her voice acting in the new Star Wars remake.
The producer denied racism and claimed that Chewbacca's lines are "no real dialogue."