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"She calls my cock supermarket"!
"Because its 24/7 and satisfies her needs"?
"No.....its LIDL"!
Did you know that 10% of women are mentally ill?
That means the other 90% are walking around undiagnosed.
USPS just had to recall its series of stamps depicting notable black scientists.
People couldn't tell the front from the back sides.
I've just released my own fragrance,
Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
Just had a vicious dog chase me up the street on my bike.
Fuck knows how it managed to reach the pedals.
"Because its 24/7 and satisfies her needs"?
"No.....its LIDL"!
Did you know that 10% of women are mentally ill?
That means the other 90% are walking around undiagnosed.
USPS just had to recall its series of stamps depicting notable black scientists.
People couldn't tell the front from the back sides.
I've just released my own fragrance,
Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
Just had a vicious dog chase me up the street on my bike.
Fuck knows how it managed to reach the pedals.