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I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
That priest is in jail now.
I've invested heavily in a new business raising beef cattle on marijuana instead of grass.
The steaks are high.
Sowpottamus Lizzo says she has quit showbiz because of fat shaming.
That's a weight off my mind.
The Government says that black face is 'totally unacceptable in this country today'.
I agree, so, when do the deportations start?
First of the month is coming.... That time when Section 8 sheboons have to make big-ass choices between feeding their kids, getting some fine bottles of Hennessy, or getting more silicone injections at the salon. Big ass it is!
That priest is in jail now.
I've invested heavily in a new business raising beef cattle on marijuana instead of grass.
The steaks are high.
Sowpottamus Lizzo says she has quit showbiz because of fat shaming.
That's a weight off my mind.
The Government says that black face is 'totally unacceptable in this country today'.
I agree, so, when do the deportations start?
First of the month is coming.... That time when Section 8 sheboons have to make big-ass choices between feeding their kids, getting some fine bottles of Hennessy, or getting more silicone injections at the salon. Big ass it is!