Chittlins
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So my local neighborhood Path-Mark has those "self check-out lanes" where you scan your own items and everything. I usually use them when I go there just to grab a few items rather than waiting on the line.
Now it NEVER FAILS that a nigger (usually one of those 400 lb gorilla women) create a problem that fucks up the entire process. First off, it's pretty clear that the express self check-out is for 12 items or less- there's a sign that says so and everyone else standing in line has no more than a few items. But leave it to some stupid fat nigger lady to situate her fat ass on the line with a shopping cart full of- I shit you not- 10 boxes Devil Dogs, about 20 cans of Chef Boyardee, and about 10 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red. She's got two of her screaming offspring in tow (I know, probably 5 more at home). Nobody says anything to her regarding the fact that she has a shopping cart of full of stuff because nobody wants to be the one that gets into a confrontation in the grocery store.
So she waddles her fat ass up to the scanner and her nigger offspring start screaming "LET US SCAN IT LET US SCAN IT!". I chuckle to myself as I think "get used to it now kids- that's about as advanced a job as you'll have as an adult!". Now, at this point, any normal human would realize that they've already inconvenienced a line full of people by bringing a shopping cart full of food to an express line and would make it their business to hurry the fuck up and get out of there. But not the 400 lb ape. You know these niggas. They don't give a fuck who they inconvenience. So now shes like "OK CHILL'UN YOUS TAKE TURNS!" and of course the kids cause the automated machine to lock up pressing buttons and throwing the items around like the little savages they are. By the time I left she had 2 store employees at her side assisting her in doing what any normal functional human being should be able to do on their own- scan groceries.
Typical right?
Now it NEVER FAILS that a nigger (usually one of those 400 lb gorilla women) create a problem that fucks up the entire process. First off, it's pretty clear that the express self check-out is for 12 items or less- there's a sign that says so and everyone else standing in line has no more than a few items. But leave it to some stupid fat nigger lady to situate her fat ass on the line with a shopping cart full of- I shit you not- 10 boxes Devil Dogs, about 20 cans of Chef Boyardee, and about 10 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red. She's got two of her screaming offspring in tow (I know, probably 5 more at home). Nobody says anything to her regarding the fact that she has a shopping cart of full of stuff because nobody wants to be the one that gets into a confrontation in the grocery store.
So she waddles her fat ass up to the scanner and her nigger offspring start screaming "LET US SCAN IT LET US SCAN IT!". I chuckle to myself as I think "get used to it now kids- that's about as advanced a job as you'll have as an adult!". Now, at this point, any normal human would realize that they've already inconvenienced a line full of people by bringing a shopping cart full of food to an express line and would make it their business to hurry the fuck up and get out of there. But not the 400 lb ape. You know these niggas. They don't give a fuck who they inconvenience. So now shes like "OK CHILL'UN YOUS TAKE TURNS!" and of course the kids cause the automated machine to lock up pressing buttons and throwing the items around like the little savages they are. By the time I left she had 2 store employees at her side assisting her in doing what any normal functional human being should be able to do on their own- scan groceries.
Typical right?