Nigger Jokes

I Break Niggers Down

I Break Niggers Down

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't black?
NIGGAZ DON'T DRINK WINE, THEY DRANK MALT LIQUA!

How do we know that Adam and Eve were white?
Ever try to take a rib from a NIGGER? God himself can barely do it.

Barack and Michelle jump out of a tree; who hits the ground first?
Neither of them; they both get stopped by the rope!

Why do we bury niggaz 100 feet underground?
Because deep down they're not that bad of organisms.

How do you stop a nigger from raping a white woman?
Blackface; niggers never rape or have sex with their own kind.
 
1488NiggerHater

1488NiggerHater

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3 guys a white man, an asian and a nigger stays in front of a pigsty.

The asian man said to the white guy "are you tough enough to go in there."
White guy: "yes, I am." He goes in the pigsty. After 10 second he comes back.
White guy: "damn this pig stinks. Buorgh.....its... your turn."
The asian man goes in the pigsty. After 12 second he comes back.
Asian man: "damn this pig stinks like hell."
The nigger wanted to do the same. He goes in, after 2 second the pig comes out.
The pig: "damn this nigger stinks."
 
1488NiggerHater

1488NiggerHater

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I know some of these may be old and dated, but they are still classics:

What do you call a nigger who broke up with their girlfriend/boyfriend?
Homeless

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 30?
Gifted

Why do so many niggers run track in school?
To train to outrun police later

What do niggers consider public transportation?
The back of a police car

How do you know Adam and Eve were not niggers?
Ever tried to take a rib away from a nigger?

Why don't niggers use aspirin?
It's white and it works

How is a broken gun and a nigger the same?
Neither work, and you can't fire neither

What do you call a nigger in a business suit?
Defendant

A nigger has 8 kids, all named Leroy. How does she know which one she calling for?
She uses his last name

What is the 1st day of the month on a nigger calendar?
Payday

What is the National Day of Confusion for niggers?
Father's Day

How do you teach math to a nigger?
Now Leroy, if you had 10 bags of crack, and I bought 3, how many bags of crack would you have?

What do you call a White Man surrounded by 1,000 niggers?
Prison Warden

to be continue....
 
1488NiggerHater

1488NiggerHater

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I was looking after the best one only:


What are 2 things you can’t give a nigger.
A fat lip or a job.

Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Somebody came dressed as a job

Why does Georgia have niggers and Oklahoma has tornadoes?
Oklahoma got to choose first

What did the nigger kid get for Christmas?
Your bike

What did the nigger kid get for Christmas?
Your bike

What's the difference between Santa and a nigger?
Santa enters your house to give you presents, a nigger enters your house to steal your presents

What parts of a nigger are White?
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Their Master. Niggers are very nice and intelligent. They were the real egyptians and hebrews. The oldest alphabet in the world was made by niggers.:rofl2:



Nigger finds a bottle on the beach, rubs it and a genie materializes. The genie says you have three wishes. Nigger says I want to be white, and presto he is white. Then he says I want to be rich. Money appears around him. Genie says what is your third wish. Nigger says I never want to work another day in my life. Genie says OK, the nigger is black again and the money is gone.



What's the difference between niggers and dog shit?

Eventually dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.



What;s the difference between a birthday party and a 'birfday' party?

The gunshots


A white man walks into a bar, takes a seat and yells to the nigger bartender 'Hey darkie, bring me a beer'.

He rolls his eyes as he hands the drink, which he quickly downs and says 'Hey nigger, bring me another one'

By that time, the nigger bartender was getting angry and said 'Hey look mane, what would you do if you were the bartender and I was a dumbass customer'

He thought for a moment and agreed and went behind the bar, as the nigger took a seat and shouted 'Hey honky, bring me a beer'.

'Oh I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers here' he replied


Why does mammy walk her nigger to school?
They're both in the same grade

How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Niggers don't work

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang?
A boomerang comes back.

What do you call a nigger at an abortion clinic?
A member of Crime Stoppers

What's the difference between a nigger and snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put the chains on it

What do you call niggers in prison?
Family reunion

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed

What do you call a nigger at College?
Janitor

Why are apes always pissed off?
They know in another million years, they will become niggers

Two niggers walking down street see a sign that says "we will turn you white for $1"
Niggers look at the money they possess and nigger 1 has $1.25, nigger 2 has 75c.
Nigger 1 says "i will go first and if its any good i will lend you the quarter", nigger 2 agrees so nigger 1 goes in. 30 minutes later nigger 1 emerges looking perfectly white.
Nigger 2 says "wow bro can you lend me that quarter?"
Nigger 1 replies " fuck off nigger".



Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot

Why are niggers good at basketball?
They know how to run, shoot, and steal

What does a nigger and bike have in common?
Neither work without a chain

Why don't niggers pay rent?
Jail is free

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family

There's 3 niggers in a car. Who's driving?
The cop


What did the cop call a nigger who had 15 gunshots in the back?
The worst case of suicide he ever saw


What is 100 dead niggers?
A good start



I was driving and i saw a nigger on a bike, fearful it was mine i rushed home to check. Thankfully my nigger was still chained up in the garage.


Coach full of niggers went over a cliff into the ocean,
Unfortunately there was one empty seat.


What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
You have a better chance of finding bigfoot

Whats long and black??
The welfare line.


Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, no father, a crack pipe and a welfare check

Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black woman is seen on National Geographic.

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"

Q. What's long and hard on a nigger?

A. Second grade.



What word begins with the letter “N” and ends with the letter “R” that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.


What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.


Why do niggers cry during sex?
The mace

What does a nigger consider foreplay?
Scream and I'll kill you, bitch

Why are so many niggers in Detroit?
Detroit has no jobs

What does a nigger mammy name her 2 kids?
Welfare Check #1 and Welfare Check #2

How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard

What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The skid marks in front of the dog

What's 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi Wind Chime


What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
 
LHP

LHP

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A cowboy a nigger and a Indian (native American) sitting at a bar
The Indian says “ once we were many now we are few “
The Nog says “ once we were few now we are many”
The Cowboy says “Well that’s only because we ain’t played Cowboys and niggers yet”
 
Dixieman

Dixieman

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Why do niggers stink? so blind people can hate them too.

What is black and tan and looks good on a nigger? A rabid doberman pincher.

What is transparent and laying in a ditch? A nigger with the shit kicked out of him.
 
LHP

LHP

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LHP said:
A cowboy a nigger and a Indian (native American) sitting at a bar
The Indian says “ once we were many now we are few “
The Nog says “ once we were few now we are many”
The Cowboy says “Well that’s only because we ain’t played Cowboys and niggers yet”
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Little Tyrone comes in kitchen
His granny is baking-flour all over counter top
Tyrone goes up and puts his hands in flour and flours his face he smiles and says “look granny I’m white!” Grandma looks with a scowl Slaps Tyrone and says “ you go tell your mother what you said!”
So he goes into living room to his mammy and says “ look mamma I’m white” his mom grabs him and paddles his ass she turns him around looks him in the eye and said “ now what have you learned from all that?!”
Tyrone says “ I learned that I’ve only been white five minutes and I already hate you niggers”
 
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