When I was in elementary school (second or third grade, maybe) the staff was buzzing with the news that they were going to hire an Abbo to be the lunch lady. The teacher told us about it and said that this woman was one of the first people on Earth.
We took her literally.
We were actually expecting to see a really old human being who was alive during biblical times. I was picturing a white woman with really long grey hair and tons of wrinkles. Boy was I in for a shock!
So the day came where they paraded this Aborignal monstrosity to each room so we could see her and ask her questions. Once we saw her, we realized that she was an ancient species of monkey and so our questions were things like "why are you still a monkey" and "are you a thousand years old"?
We couldn't really understand anything she was saying, but she got really mad at us and started getting loud. We knew that she was calling us names but we couldn't tell what she was saying (In retrospect I believe that she was calling us "white cunts"). Anyway, they led her out of the classroom and she never became a lunch lady. In fact, we never saw her again.
We took her literally.
We were actually expecting to see a really old human being who was alive during biblical times. I was picturing a white woman with really long grey hair and tons of wrinkles. Boy was I in for a shock!
So the day came where they paraded this Aborignal monstrosity to each room so we could see her and ask her questions. Once we saw her, we realized that she was an ancient species of monkey and so our questions were things like "why are you still a monkey" and "are you a thousand years old"?
We couldn't really understand anything she was saying, but she got really mad at us and started getting loud. We knew that she was calling us names but we couldn't tell what she was saying (In retrospect I believe that she was calling us "white cunts"). Anyway, they led her out of the classroom and she never became a lunch lady. In fact, we never saw her again.