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My black wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and I'll drop them off tomorrow, along with my wife.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient on the phone.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"You have only two days to live."
"That's the good news???" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days!"
Huge voting majority thinks that Biden is too old to run again.
Fuck me, the old cunt can hardly walk!
Fun Fact: If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of a hip dislocating.
Black teenage boy stopped & searched in London 5 times in 6 months.
That's dreadful, it should be 5 times a day.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient on the phone.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"You have only two days to live."
"That's the good news???" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days!"
Huge voting majority thinks that Biden is too old to run again.
Fuck me, the old cunt can hardly walk!
Fun Fact: If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of a hip dislocating.
Black teenage boy stopped & searched in London 5 times in 6 months.
That's dreadful, it should be 5 times a day.