Magical cow

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I hear Alec Baldwin is directing another film.
Shooting begins soon.

If there are more than two genders, why are there only two options for a sex change?

I've got this magical cow that can talk. I keep it outside most of the time, but sometimes you can hear it saying some hilarious things, like, 'Let me in, for fuck sake, I'm your wife!'

How best to describe ..dilemma
Imagine you are in a bed in between a really attractive naked woman and a faggot...
Which one are you going to turn your back on.

Mohammed at work showed me the birthday card he bought for his wife. It had the number 6 on the front.
I said, "Is that for a laugh because it's February 29th today and she's really 24?"
He replied, "No."
 
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