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Admitting you're wrong and apologising takes strength and character.
Which is why women never fucking do it.
Hamas says that all the AK-47s found in Gaza hospital were strictly for medicinal use.
McDonald's now has a special kind of Happy Meal that comes with a book instead of a toy.
The book is called, "D is for Diabetes."
The wife keeps saying I'm too soft on the kids.
Well I'm sorry, I'm 44 and just can't maintain an erection like I used to.
My wife complained that I have never taken her out for a date since we got married.
I told her that I won’t budge from my rule of not dating married women.
Which is why women never fucking do it.
Hamas says that all the AK-47s found in Gaza hospital were strictly for medicinal use.
McDonald's now has a special kind of Happy Meal that comes with a book instead of a toy.
The book is called, "D is for Diabetes."
The wife keeps saying I'm too soft on the kids.
Well I'm sorry, I'm 44 and just can't maintain an erection like I used to.
My wife complained that I have never taken her out for a date since we got married.
I told her that I won’t budge from my rule of not dating married women.