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I had to quit my job at the watch factory.
The guy sitting opposite me kept making faces.
Oil Drillers.
If you see a black girl looking hot on the club dance floor, stay away.
The drink and drugs will wear off in the morning but she'll still be a nigger.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Black Friday sales start.
Israelis pause the war.
Coincidence?
6 men have been arrested after beating up a gay man with a plank in Chadwell Heath.
That'll teach him not to respond to adverts looking for local lads who want pounded by a bunch of guys with hard wood in the park again.
The guy sitting opposite me kept making faces.
Oil Drillers.
If you see a black girl looking hot on the club dance floor, stay away.
The drink and drugs will wear off in the morning but she'll still be a nigger.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Black Friday sales start.
Israelis pause the war.
Coincidence?
6 men have been arrested after beating up a gay man with a plank in Chadwell Heath.
That'll teach him not to respond to adverts looking for local lads who want pounded by a bunch of guys with hard wood in the park again.