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So you should always wash your sex toys.
That's why priests baptise kids.
People who say they're high on life have obviously never done business with my drug dealer.
They say cancer is hard to beat but I'm on stage four already.
Netflix proposes merger with Yahoo.
The new name to be Net'n'Yahoo.
Just had some great financial news, couldn't have come at a better time with the cost of living crisis.
The niglet I sponsored in Africa has been eaten by a lion.
That's why priests baptise kids.
People who say they're high on life have obviously never done business with my drug dealer.
They say cancer is hard to beat but I'm on stage four already.
Netflix proposes merger with Yahoo.
The new name to be Net'n'Yahoo.
Just had some great financial news, couldn't have come at a better time with the cost of living crisis.
The niglet I sponsored in Africa has been eaten by a lion.