Fat Nog Blues (Parody of John Edmond's Flat Dog Blues)

[Fried-Chicken-American]

Down to the station to fill your car's gasoline
you're about the most gullible whitey I've ever seen
looky over there at the chase bank looks like a log
but if you look again you see it's a big fat nog

come along whitey forget those fat nog blues
think about the girl back home and your good work shoes
come along whitey you've got nothing to lose
only being the victim of a crime so forget those fat nog blues

there he is a jig with a 1000 yard stare in his eye
smiling you a crack fiend smile as you go by~
reckon if you dare to have a walk by the fink
you're gonna be a fat black nog lick soon I think

come along whitey forget those fat nog blues
think about the girl back home and your good work shoes
come along whitey you've got nothing to lose
only being the victim of a crime so forget those fat nog blues
come along whitey forget those fat nog blues