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According to a new poll, a majority of women want their men to propose on Valentine's Day.
The same poll revealed men would rather propose on April Fool's Day...
The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99!
Wife: 'I have blisters on my hands from the broom'.
Husband: 'Well next time take the car, stupid hag!'
I'm all in favor of "Don't say Gay."
I much prefer to use the terms Faggot, Cocksucker, Ass-Pirate, Turd Burglar, etc....
My son said I'm obsessed with coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
The same poll revealed men would rather propose on April Fool's Day...
The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99!
Wife: 'I have blisters on my hands from the broom'.
Husband: 'Well next time take the car, stupid hag!'
I'm all in favor of "Don't say Gay."
I much prefer to use the terms Faggot, Cocksucker, Ass-Pirate, Turd Burglar, etc....
My son said I'm obsessed with coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.