Chimpout America Road Atlas - Detroit (Count Niggula)

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DETROIT, MICHIGAN (nickname – The Motor City; America’s Third World)
City Facts
Most Recent Population – 912,062 (at least for the next 90 seconds until another Mau Mau gets blown away in a crack house, then subtract one)
Demographics –
81.6% Black, 12.3% White, 1.0% Asian, 0.3% Native American, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 2.5% other races, 2.3% two or more races, and 5.0 percent Hispanic (mostly Puerto Rican and Mexican).
Peak population –
1950: 1,849,568
Reason for population decline – that’s simple = niggers!
Major current economic activity – crack cocaine manufacturing and production, research and development into 1,001 uses for a dead spook, exporting useless pieces of shit to state and federal prisons for orderly rooming and boarding, malt likkah bottle recycling, menthol flavoring extraction for cigarette production.



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Meet Glemie Dean Beasley – another part of the Detroit entrepreneurial set, who is the city’s biggest raccoon hunter and coon meat seller.

Major holidays – St. Gibsmuhdat Day (first of every month; celebrated at the mailbox; post office vehicles are chased like Mardi Gras floats).
Devil’s Night (night before Halloween. Used to be characterized by widespread arson throughout the city. However, locals put an end to it when they realized that burned out shells of houses were actually increasing property tax values versus when they were filled to the rafters with spooks).

Major tourist site – the Joe Louis fist sculpture, located at Jefferson Ave. at Woodward.

This should be interpreted by tourists as, “this coon’s fist is the last thing I will see before I am robbed and killed.” Welfare leeching negroes have interpreted the sculpture as what they figuratively do to any sucker stupid enough to pay taxes to the government.

History
Detroit was founded on July 24, 1701, by the Frenchman Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac. People frequently mistake that the Detroit name originated from a French word for “strait,” highlighting the area’s geographic linkage between the Great Lakes. However, recent linguistic studies have revealed that the word “Detroit” is actually an acronym for an old French phrase that roughly translates as: “Holy shit! Where the hell did all these niggers come from?!? I’m moving to Quebec!”
Eyebrow-raising historical fact about Detroit (from Wikipedia): “Because of this local sentiment (sympathy for slaves escaping from the South), many Detroiters volunteered to fight during the American Civil War, including the 24th Michigan Infantry Regiment (part of the legendary Iron Brigade) which fought with distinction and suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg in 1863. Abraham Lincoln is quoted as saying Thank God for Michigan!” Many ancestors of these soldiers now gather annually in the metro Detroit suburbs for a banquet called the “What The Hell Did Our Forefathers Do That For?” dinner.
The event that shaped modern-day Detroit occurred in 1904 with the founding of the Ford Motors plant. Over the following years, Henry Ford made a conscious decision to hire nig-nogs to break the human-filled unions and get the cheapest labor he could find. Porch monkeys from the South decided to stomach Michigan winters and moved to Detroit in vast herds. Historians have labeled this exodus from the South to cities in the North (including Detroit) “The Great Migration.” “Great for who?” is a logical and obvious question. Here is a list of people who would say the migration was anything but great: Whites, property owners, taxpayers, the police, corrections officials, anyone with an average sense of smell, loss prevention specialists, teachers, anyone deemed “vulnerable” and subject to hustling, and on and on and on and on. In a revision of the historical record, a movie production house called Nutnice Productions has created a film on a new interpretation of The Great Migration called “Apocalypse Then.”
The second seminal event in Detroit history is the 1965 Riot. It started much like a nuclear chain reaction or a snowball rolling down a hill that becomes an avalanche – two bruthas were fighting over a jenkem bottle, and they bumped into some homies who were drinking 40’s. The 40’s spilled, and the homies got involved in the fray, subsequently stepping on toes of some nearby gangstas, who felt disrespected. This shit ball of pugilistic loser-dom kept on rolling and rolling, absorbing more and more jigaboos for days until human military troops came in to restore order. By this point, any whitey with a shred of common sense had packed up the U-Haul and high-tailed it out of town.




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The Neighborhoods of Detroit
Generally speaking, they are ALL to be avoided. The best directions to see Detroit all involve giving wide berths around the city on the interstate highways. However, since these would likely lead a human driver to another coon-infested shithole (Chicago, Toledo, Cleveland, etc.), the best recommendation is just stay home.
See the attachment to this page???
This Detroit beauty can be yours for the whopping sum of $480.00!
Source - http://www.realtor.com/realestateand...223_1116122707

Crime in Detroit
“Crime” and “Detroit” are synonymous, much like “niggers” and “Detroit” are synonymous. Then again, “crime” and “niggers” are inseparable, too.
Crime is so bad that the travel guide Lonely Planet voted Detroit the “worst city in the world” in January, 2010. http://www.mid-day.com/news/2010/jan...-Crime-hit.htm
Crime is so bad there is no sense giving statistics about it. Instead, there are some highlights worth reading about:
1. Dorthea Word, who drowned after she was pulled from her vehicle in a traffic jam, her clothes ripped off, and then she jumped off a bridge instead of being raped – all the while with onlookers cheering the assailants on - http://community.seattletimes.nwsour...2&slug=2137674
2. Asia Wyatt, 2 months old, killed on Christmas Eve 2009 by her mother and mama’s boo by being beaten to death. They tried to cover up the crime by tossing the body in a neighbor’s yard - http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...troit_cha.html
3. Lee Aaron Moorer, 19 years old, who raped his grandmother on multiple occasions after drugging her. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...of_raping.html
Enough said???

Special Note About Motown Music
Motown music has to rate as one of the top 10 sucker moves jigaboos have ever pulled on whitey. I can only imagine that some liberals watching Ed Sullivan back in the 60’s said to themselves: “Look how pretty these negroes sing! And their teeth are so white and their hair so straightened and styled. True, I have never before seen an aqua blue crushed velvet tuxedo; however, they seem so friendly and harmless.”
Fast forward 30 years – those fools are now sitting in the living room watching “Cops” or “The First 48” – prime examples of nigs tearing up cities. Their daughters come home with some gold-toofus buck in tow who is introduced as the boyfriend. How does letting your guard down in the 60’s feel now?

Detroit Celebrities Of Note
Kwame Kilpatrick – former mayor. Formerly kickin’ it in prison for obstruction of justice.
Monica Conyers – wife of U.S. Congressman John Conyers and former city council president. Presently kickin’ it in prison for bribery.
Marvin Gaye – former Motown singer and dope head who died from acute lead poisoning after his own father shot him in a family dispute.
Malice Green – dead felon spook dope head. His death should have caused a mass exodus of any white officers with any common sense from the Detroit Police Department.
Aretha Franklin – Motown singer who let a $455 tax bill on her Detroit home in 2005 balloon into a $19,192 debt by 2009, and her home went into foreclosure.
Barbara Rose-Collins – former member of Detroit City Council. Made the council famous when she wore a diamond tiara to meetings on her birthday.
 
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