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According to the latest research, sex during pregnancy is almost always safe.
Unless your wife comes home and catches you...
"You fucking liar!" She shouted as she first saw my tiny acorn penis. "You told me you had a 12 inch cock."
"No, I said it was like a foot."
"What the fuck did you mean, then?"
"Smell it."
I loved that my girlfriend was kinky but since the wedding she has been into butt sex.
Anything but sex.
"We Buy Any Car" have started using white actors in their TV adverts!!
I suppose they're sick of buying stolen ones.
I got my HIV test result today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Unless your wife comes home and catches you...
"You fucking liar!" She shouted as she first saw my tiny acorn penis. "You told me you had a 12 inch cock."
"No, I said it was like a foot."
"What the fuck did you mean, then?"
"Smell it."
I loved that my girlfriend was kinky but since the wedding she has been into butt sex.
Anything but sex.
"We Buy Any Car" have started using white actors in their TV adverts!!
I suppose they're sick of buying stolen ones.
I got my HIV test result today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.