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My granddad remembers... "Fighting them on the beaches"
Lovely man but a very short-fused deckchair attendant.
Women call me ugly, until they find out how much I earn.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
My fat wife said I don't look good when I drink a lot of alcohol.
I told her I'm not trying to look good, I'm trying to make HER look good.
What do they call that system where brown smelly shit travels through a pipe? London Underground.
Tyrone went on another blind date last night...
He wasted no time to grab her boobs and she wasted no time to grab her pepper spray.
Lovely man but a very short-fused deckchair attendant.
Women call me ugly, until they find out how much I earn.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
My fat wife said I don't look good when I drink a lot of alcohol.
I told her I'm not trying to look good, I'm trying to make HER look good.
What do they call that system where brown smelly shit travels through a pipe? London Underground.
Tyrone went on another blind date last night...
He wasted no time to grab her boobs and she wasted no time to grab her pepper spray.