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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled.”
The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck.”
King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer.
Meghan Markle's voodoo dolls were a good investment after all...
Did you hear about the 40 people starving to death in the Brooklyn homeless shelter?
Well, they were doing great until they decided to only accept black donors...
What do you get when a Nigerian prince whispers in your ear?
Hearing aids.
Have you ever eaten African cuisine?
No.
Neither have they!
The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck.”
King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer.
Meghan Markle's voodoo dolls were a good investment after all...
Did you hear about the 40 people starving to death in the Brooklyn homeless shelter?
Well, they were doing great until they decided to only accept black donors...
What do you get when a Nigerian prince whispers in your ear?
Hearing aids.
Have you ever eaten African cuisine?
No.
Neither have they!