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    Good evening. I am a doctor from the Hollywood Hills practicing in West Hollywood. I thought I had a bad week last week. Beyonce' stopped by for a late term abortion, but when I did my routine exam, in a place that could only be described as "cavernous", was chain smoking spider monkey. But this week was worse. Cardi B stopped in, was on her "sail foam" yapping about some damned thing, with a Cockatoo on her shoulder, who was the only one I could understand. I guess the bird is her translator. Anyways again, the bird said she needed a routine exam. She pulled up in a pink Rolls Royce leaking green antifreeze. A sign of things to come. After Ookie C threw a wad of 100's at me, and akkzs me for a Newport, we went into the exam room. Upon removing her underwear, it reminded me of my days as a boy living near a landfill in July. I was shocked by what I had found. Her vagina and rectum had become a cloaca. I must report this to my colleagues! They told me no. See, black lives matter, and we must not report any issues of deevolution to ANYBODY. When I went back into the exam room, she was gone. Only the smell remained and an egg laid on the floor.
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    Please tell us it didn't hatch?
    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16

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    • #3

      An old man by the name of Luther, begging outside for change akkz if I was going to eat that

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      • #4

        I thought I could smell dead tuna through my computer screen.

        :vomit

        "The only victim was the government." - Michael Franzese
        " A man that chases women will run out of money. But a man that chases money will never run out of women." - Unknown

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        • #5

          Originally posted by Guest View Post
          Good evening. I am a doctor from the Hollywood Hills practicing in West Hollywood. I thought I had a bad week last week. Beyonce' stopped by for a late term abortion, but when I did my routine exam, in a place that could only be described as "cavernous", was chain smoking spider monkey. But this week was worse. Cardi B stopped in, was on her "sail foam" yapping about some damned thing, with a Cockatoo on her shoulder, who was the only one I could understand. I guess the bird is her translator. Anyways again, the bird said she needed a routine exam. She pulled up in a pink Rolls Royce leaking green antifreeze. A sign of things to come. After Ookie C threw a wad of 100's at me, and akkzs me for a Newport, we went into the exam room. Upon removing her underwear, it reminded me of my days as a boy living near a landfill in July. I was shocked by what I had found. Her vagina and rectum had become a cloaca. I must report this to my colleagues! They told me no. See, black lives matter, and we must not report any issues of deevolution to ANYBODY. When I went back into the exam room, she was gone. Only the smell remained and an egg laid on the floor.

          Cardi is not black dummy. She is half white. Can I call her a cracker since her dad is the white one? Or a would cracker assed monkey be spot on?





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          • #6

            Originally posted by Guest View Post


            Cardi is not black dummy. She is half white. Can I call her a cracker since her dad is the white one? Or a would cracker assed monkey be spot on?




            She is the daughter of a Dominican father and Trinidadian mother.

            one drop spigger is the same as a nigger

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            • #7

              And now for something completely different......

              To error is human. To forgive is not my policy.

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              • #8

                Originally posted by Dirtydan View Post
                And now for something completely different......
                How not to be seen.

                Do not stand up.


                "The only victim was the government." - Michael Franzese
                " A man that chases women will run out of money. But a man that chases money will never run out of women." - Unknown

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                • #9

                  Dominican and Trinidad? ....THATS MORE than a drop...!!!!! ...
                  lol

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