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    Someone told them that the river went in a circle and they would end up where they started.




    About six hours later, with darkness closing in and their car nowhere to be found, the trio decided to get out on the riverbank where they ended up spending the night, Grabinski said.

    "They said they hugged a tree all night yelling for help," he said, adding that that stretch of river is very isolated.
    Other than a few bug bites and scratches, the women were fine, Grabinski said. He estimated they had traveled roughly 3 miles.

    "In their words, they're never going tubing again," he said. "My words are know the river or take someone with you who knows it and have a plan."
    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16
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    The rock-fish nigger just can't swim.Its a wonder these sows didn't drown.The creek thanks them for not tubing on it again.

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    • #3

      I remember on the old site, someone saying he saw an entire fambly drown in just a few inches of water.

      "The only victim was the government." - Michael Franzese
      " A man that chases women will run out of money. But a man that chases money will never run out of women." - Unknown

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      • #4

        As fat as nigger sows are, how would one even fit in a tube?

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        • #5

          Originally posted by sxng9 View Post
          As fat as nigger sows are, how would one even fit in a tube?
          They'd use a front end loader tire.

          "The only victim was the government." - Michael Franzese
          " A man that chases women will run out of money. But a man that chases money will never run out of women." - Unknown

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          • #6

            On our river the niggers sit on the banks and fish while us wonderful white folks fish from our boats.The niggers usually fry the fish soon as they catch them.

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            • #7

              Originally posted by Gul Dukat View Post

              They'd use a front end loader tire.
              Beat me to it, I was going to say monster truck tires

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              • #8

                Used to be two niggers in a boat every day by the turbines on our river.Don't see them there anymore.We would stop and wonder at such a sight.

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                • #9

                  Originally posted by DJ StoopNig View Post
                  Someone told them that the river went in a circle and they would end up where they started.
                  That's the funniest thing ever! But they somehow managed to travel 3 miles in more than 6 hours - and were busy for 20+ hours; in an other situation this could mean they traveled in circles. The joker deserves a medal!

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