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Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 37: Niger (NutNice)

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  • Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 37: Niger (NutNice)


    Western Africa
    Ethnic/Racial Groups:
    99% Nigger
    Gross Domestic Product:
    $10.180 billion
    GDP Per Capita:
    $739 (AW LAWWDY!)
    Main Industries:
    Subsistence agriculture, uranium

    Seriously...Niger? Niger. One 'g' away from 'nigger'. I still refuse
    to believe that this coontry wasn't named as an April Fool's
    Day joke. But anyway...

    Archeological findings in what is now Niger from around 10,000 BC
    are inconclusive as to the species of the inhabitants. Negritude
    was confirmed, however, in the 15th century when Niger was
    invaded by the savage nigger Songhai "Empire" from West Africa.
    It was all downhill from there. This story of niggers moving into
    an otherwise fine area and turning it into a shithole in no time
    has repeated itself in many other places, from Zimbabwe to
    the local Chuck E Cheese. At any rate, the various nigger
    tribes and clans that inhabited Niger continued chimping
    out and killing each other all the way through to the 19th
    century, when the first Europeans arrived.

    It took the French until 1922 to pacify the wild, feral niggers
    enough that they could actually colonize the place. After a
    few decades of half-assedly running this colonial backwater
    full of savage apes, the French got out in 1960. In typical
    nigger fashion, Niger immediately became a brutal, one-party
    state. Hamani Diori, the first HNIC, was followed by a couple
    of other nigger dictators. However, they never had anyone
    as entertaining as Idi Amin, Mugabe or Macias Nguema. Niger
    is the type of nigger country that's mediocre even when
    it comes to its TNB. That being said, in February of 2010,
    the military overthrew the latest HNIC...again.
    Sows from Niger. Good lord *choke*.

    But make no mistake. Niger is a hardcore shithole, wracked
    by grinding poverty. Its uranium exports have done seemingly
    nothing to lift this coontry out of the hole. Niger is
    actually one of the poorest nations in the world,
    according to the UN. It ranks near last on the United
    Nations Development Fund index of human development.
    Nearly HALF the government's budget comes from aid (aka,
    gibs me dat) from human nations. In 2005-06, Niger was
    invaded by locusts (proving once again that God hates
    niggers, even sending them a classic Biblical plague).
    Many niggers were then made good due to starvation.
    Apparently there is no KFC or Red Lobster in Nigger.

    Negro homosexuals in Niger, about to get jiggy with it.

    In short, Nigger is essentially a huge waste of time. It is a country
    of nothing, by nothing, for nothing. Nothing human, at least. This
    is niggers close to their worst.

    Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, United Nations.

    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16