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A 4.7 magnitude quake hit New York...
In related news, Lizzo will no longer perform Van Halen's Jump at her shows.
I was at the visitor centre beside the Chicxulub crater when it occurred to me.
Blimey, how fortunate that the meteor narrowly missed this building.
As I lay in bed after anal sex I said, "Am I a really terrible husband? A dreadful father?"
"Both," replied my son.
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her ass.
I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
I saw an awesome nigger fight last night!
But you said they stole your TV!?
Yeah, and then fought over it in the street!
In related news, Lizzo will no longer perform Van Halen's Jump at her shows.
I was at the visitor centre beside the Chicxulub crater when it occurred to me.
Blimey, how fortunate that the meteor narrowly missed this building.
As I lay in bed after anal sex I said, "Am I a really terrible husband? A dreadful father?"
"Both," replied my son.
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her ass.
I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
I saw an awesome nigger fight last night!
But you said they stole your TV!?
Yeah, and then fought over it in the street!