Valentines Day sheboon at Fambly Dolla

[DJ StoopNig]

The Fambly Dolla near me has oversized chocolate lips for sale as Valentines Day candy. I saw a sheboon walk right up to them and say to her nigglets, "if you want to buy me something nice for Valentine's Day, this would be a nice present".




I thought, "Lady, the last thing you need are giant lips!"



As an added lol, the store had some KitKats in a bucket on a table with a sign that read "Help us win a contest!"

The nigglets asked mammy about the contest and she said, "they are having a contest to see who can sell the most Kitkats."

Immediately, the two nigglets started grabbing as many kitkats as they could hold. The elder of the two looked at their mammy and said, "did we win yet?"

 

[IH8 Vicious Blackamoors]

And, of course, mammy meant "steal" dem big ol' choklit lipsuses!

 

[OpenPeanut]

To add realism the choco lips need to be sprinkled with coconut or something similar for the herpes effect.

 

[DinduHater]

stupid niggers make every public encounter unbearable

 

[chimper321]

the sheboon thought it was a wax replica of her asshole gnomesayin? You should abort your missions to fambly dollar unless you are doing it as a zoo exhibit