Unicorns do exist!

[Gul Dukat]

 

[OpenPeanut]

Unicorn stripes are "primitive" traps consisting of a gorilla glue soaked rainbow flag made out of Teflon, and an inscription: touch this if you support BLM & LGBTQ+ - this product is unicorn friendly and carbon neutral. Then when you touch it you have all those undead mask worms inside the Felfon woven textile reacting to the body heat that suddenly contract, a bit like a carnivorous plant does, and the unicorn is trapped in the stripe in which it entangles itself more and more like an insect that flew into a spider net. Finally the unicorn can do nothing else but wait for the pedo satanic high priests to come around for dinner. Nature is gruesome.