Tyrone gets mauled

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Greasemonkey

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A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hand on. Then he heard a voice. It said, "Jesus is watching you."

Thinking it's in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar not very religious but still scared says, "Who are you?

Then he flipped on the light not caring if he was caught by the house owners. All he sees is a parrot in the corner. The parrot then says, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar asks if the parrot has a name. The parrot replied, "Satan."

The burglar laughs and says, "Who would name their parrot Satan?"

The parrot says, "Same person who would name their rottweiler Jesus
 
ThePakMan-G

ThePakMan-G

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Greasemonkey said:
A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hand on. Then he heard a voice. It said, "Jesus is watching you."

Thinking it's in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar not very religious but still scared says, "Who are you?

Then he flipped on the light not caring if he was caught by the house owners. All he sees is a parrot in the corner. The parrot then says, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar asks if the parrot has a name. The parrot replied, "Satan."

The burglar laughs and says, "Who would name their parrot Satan?"

The parrot says, "Same person who would name their rottweiler Jesus
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XD
 
NiggersOnTV

NiggersOnTV

Well-known member
Why is the picture so small when logged out?

Is there a way to make it bigger so that non-members can also enjoy?
 
NiggersOnTV

NiggersOnTV

Well-known member
But in other forum section (cell block D - Gaming), the pictures are not small for non-members, it seems.

How does this work Please? Thanks for info.

I guess it always puts the logo, I am not crazy about that, but ok
 
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