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Did you know female midgets can't use tampons as they trip on the string?
Why is the French flag made using Velcro?
So the blue and red can be ripped off when a war breaks out.
This joke I'm writing just won't work.
It's black.
I've been dating a Korean girl.
She's nice but I still wouldn't trust her to take my dog for a walk.
Wendy’ takes the piss! $4 for a potato that has more black eyes than a nigger wedding!
Why is the French flag made using Velcro?
So the blue and red can be ripped off when a war breaks out.
This joke I'm writing just won't work.
It's black.
I've been dating a Korean girl.
She's nice but I still wouldn't trust her to take my dog for a walk.
Wendy’ takes the piss! $4 for a potato that has more black eyes than a nigger wedding!