Spook blows himself up in homemade chemistry lab

DePlasmatikon Gibs

Jr. Administration
Staff member
...may have been mixing chemicals to make fireworks...

About half of the five-bay detached garage collapsed from the explosion.
:surp: Mission accomplished, then!

engaged in mixing an unidentified substance
How do they know this was about fireworks? Niggers + chems are usually about drugs. Or he was trying to isolate the elusive watermelonium. Or maybe he was simply trying to turn shit into gold. Only Wakandans possess the skills to do that!

:wewuz:
 

Nate Higgerz

Well-known member
:surp: Mission accomplished, then!


How do they know this was about fireworks? Niggers + chems are usually about drugs. Or he was trying to isolate the elusive watermelonium. Or maybe he was simply trying to turn shit into gold. Only Wakandans possess the skills to do that!

:wewuz:

I heard theys biltz them pirmidz and shieet though… I wonder why they can’t do some simple chemistry besides black tar heroin
 

Lawn Jockey

Well-known member
There was an illegal fireworks factory that blew up in my hometown many years ago and it did a helluva lot more damage than this. This nigger was making crack or meth or whatever. If it were fireworks it would be much worse.
 

Dred Scott

Well-known member
Niggers and science don't mix. Surprise surprise.
Sy-unz beez raysuss n sheit!

But yeah, come on now. Everyone knows the nigger was cooking crack or meth. Either that or there was a jenkem gas release and the nigger lit up a blunt. If it was pulling a "We wuz Chyneeze" and making fireworks, you know it was high and drunk at the time.
 

sxng9

Trustee
nigger was making meth
More likely the nigger was cooking up drugs. The said 'fireworks' was probably announced to make the situation appear less important so they can keep a low profile on the mainstream news. Everyone knows that selling fireworks isn't profitable. Cooking up drugs and selling it is far more profitable and worth the effort (if you can remain under the radar).
 

Lawn Jockey

Well-known member
im guessing webbs bait farm
It was in 1981. A guy was making illegal fireworks in a garage. When it blew up you could see the explosion for miles around. It blew out windows in the nearby business district in many of the storefronts. There was a bank nearby with a clock. That clock was stopped at 12:05 PM for years after that. If this nigger was making fireworks it would've been way worse. That fireworks garage was leveled into rubble.
 
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