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The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
If "size doesn't matter", how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches long and crooked?
I can't wait for conscription to return to see all the trannies wanna switch back.
Being a straight man is wild, because you have to date your only natural parasite.
I told my workmate Abdul that the wife found a money spider in the bath.
"What's that?" he asked.
"It's a big white tub where people wash" I said.
If "size doesn't matter", how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches long and crooked?
I can't wait for conscription to return to see all the trannies wanna switch back.
Being a straight man is wild, because you have to date your only natural parasite.
I told my workmate Abdul that the wife found a money spider in the bath.
"What's that?" he asked.
"It's a big white tub where people wash" I said.