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Lil' Shanika comes home from skoo,
"Mammy mammy, I'se been chosen to play Mary in da skoo nativity play."
"Lawdy, keed, das awesome."
"Yeah mammy, I trynna beez like u, pregnant wit no clue who da daddy beez."
I always keep the sexual harassment claim forms in the bottom drawer of my desk.
That way, when she bends down to get one, I get a great view of her ass.
Russ Cook from West Sussex, ran 360 marathons in 240 days across Africa.
And the natives cry about having to walk three miles to get a bucket of water.
Lazy cunts.
If I had a pound for every gender there is... I'd have two pounds.
A man goes to an interview for a job in Tel Aviv.
Interviewer: In order to work for us, you first need to kill 10 Palestinian children and a cat.
Man: Why a cat?
Interviewer: You're hired!
"Mammy mammy, I'se been chosen to play Mary in da skoo nativity play."
"Lawdy, keed, das awesome."
"Yeah mammy, I trynna beez like u, pregnant wit no clue who da daddy beez."
I always keep the sexual harassment claim forms in the bottom drawer of my desk.
That way, when she bends down to get one, I get a great view of her ass.
Russ Cook from West Sussex, ran 360 marathons in 240 days across Africa.
And the natives cry about having to walk three miles to get a bucket of water.
Lazy cunts.
If I had a pound for every gender there is... I'd have two pounds.
A man goes to an interview for a job in Tel Aviv.
Interviewer: In order to work for us, you first need to kill 10 Palestinian children and a cat.
Man: Why a cat?
Interviewer: You're hired!