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My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."
"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
"You're coming home now!" she screamed.
"No I'm not." I laughed.
She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
My girl friend once told me that she would never masturbate while she was on her period but I caught her this morning red handed.
I've heard seven cancer jokes about King Charles today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
My Mexican friend was given anxiety meds for Hispanic attacks.
"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
"You're coming home now!" she screamed.
"No I'm not." I laughed.
She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
My girl friend once told me that she would never masturbate while she was on her period but I caught her this morning red handed.
I've heard seven cancer jokes about King Charles today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
My Mexican friend was given anxiety meds for Hispanic attacks.