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Q: Why are Democrats happy with running a senile old fart who polls at 30%?
A: Because each of their voters casts three or more ballots.
Q: How do you know it's the rainy season in Africa?
A: There are more deaths from drownings than famine.
Q: How do Ethiopian women know when they're pregnant?
A: Their tampons come out half eaten...
Q: How do you know that you have walked into a homosexual church service?
A: Only half the congregation are kneeling.
From a dating chat:
Q: "Do you have pets?"
A: "A goldfish."
Q: "Any hobbies?"
A: "Yeah, he fucking loves swimming."
A: Because each of their voters casts three or more ballots.
Q: How do you know it's the rainy season in Africa?
A: There are more deaths from drownings than famine.
Q: How do Ethiopian women know when they're pregnant?
A: Their tampons come out half eaten...
Q: How do you know that you have walked into a homosexual church service?
A: Only half the congregation are kneeling.
From a dating chat:
Q: "Do you have pets?"
A: "A goldfish."
Q: "Any hobbies?"
A: "Yeah, he fucking loves swimming."