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OJ Simpson is dead.
At least he can rest in peace now knowing his wife's real killer is dead.
Just heard OJ Simpson has died.
I don't think Nicole Brown's family will be too cut up about it...
OJ dead... give it a week those gloves will definitely fit.
If the coffin fit, put OJ in it.
I just saw the California Highway Patrol chasing a hearse!
That'll be OJ Simpson's funeral procession.
At least he can rest in peace now knowing his wife's real killer is dead.
Just heard OJ Simpson has died.
I don't think Nicole Brown's family will be too cut up about it...
OJ dead... give it a week those gloves will definitely fit.
If the coffin fit, put OJ in it.
I just saw the California Highway Patrol chasing a hearse!
That'll be OJ Simpson's funeral procession.