Nigger Math Quiz

[PizzaCat]

Nigger Math Test​

(12th Grade / 30 year old nigger level)

Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________


1. JaMarcus has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and reload?


2. Darnell has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Willie for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the rest of his hold?


3. Deshawn is pimping three ho's. If the price is $85 for each trick, how many tricks will each ho have to turn so Deshawn can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?


4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?


5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?


6. Terrell is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his pregnant ho is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing da bitch that spent his money?


7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a nigga spray with 3 cans of paint?


8. Treyvon dun knocked up 6 ho's in his gang. There are 27 ho's in the gang. What percentage of the ho's in the gang has Treyvon knocked up?


9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month gubment assisted rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?


10. Tyrone was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and hides out at duh baby momma house, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

 

[Gul Dukat]

1- trick question, he'll spray the entire mag on the first run.

2- what if he gets high on his own supply?

3- by my math at least 4 times a day each if he doesn't screw any of them.

4-he's gonna get high on his own supply.

5- chevies aren't worth shit, that's extra.......work.

6-It will al be blown on the first day on weaves. second, he'll be in for life.

7- It should be 22 letters.

8- only six?

9- not doing math, she'll blow in nails or weave.

10- that's if he had money to begin with.

 

[PizzaCat]

I would be surprised if a nigger could get even one of these right... but hey you sparked their interest. You gotta talk to them on their level, things they care about in their daily lives. How do I reeech these Keeeeds?

 

[Gul Dukat]

 

[OpenPeanut]

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These are my first steps into ethnical sensible & de-colonized maths.

- zero cow farts. because the rockets are exempt. (not logical argument but logical for bureaucrats and the average degenerate brainwashed. aka highly disciplined commies)

- the problem is sexism. A female rocket form would be more effective. (does not answer the question but is still an A+ answer in p.c. school & society, even if it has not been proven to be the case)

- the rocket has a sticker "eco friendly" or "carbon neutral" or "approved by IPCC" and therefor does not produce any carbon at all. (an educated answer)

- this rocket was built on the back of black slaves and represents white supremacist virility. every time one of those flies it is as if the whole of humanity has been murdered, and the planet earth - Gaia - suffers attrociously (A+ answer again)

- I'd just like to add that wypipo could not have built that without niggers because niggers have the biggest dicks and get all the wimmin while wypipo are busy working and researching science. Of course!