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If cumming inside someone is called a Cream Pie.
Does that mean when gays do it it's a Mince Pie?
My loan shark showed up at my door again.
Thank God I have an understanding, helpful girlfriend to relieve my debt.
A new app can tell when you're too drunk to drive if you fail a tongue-twister.
Too late for me , I knew I was fucked when I said , " Good-evening Occifer ".
Adele and Rich Paul are married but they won't be having children.
She wants him to stick around.
I'm half Irish and half Jewish.
I'm drinking if you're buying.
Does that mean when gays do it it's a Mince Pie?
My loan shark showed up at my door again.
Thank God I have an understanding, helpful girlfriend to relieve my debt.
A new app can tell when you're too drunk to drive if you fail a tongue-twister.
Too late for me , I knew I was fucked when I said , " Good-evening Occifer ".
Adele and Rich Paul are married but they won't be having children.
She wants him to stick around.
I'm half Irish and half Jewish.
I'm drinking if you're buying.