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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car...
There's no such thing as vampires.
Unless you Count Dracula.
Why do they call niggers "Shines"?
Must be the handcuffs!
Reporter: "In Memphis, a man gets shot every 30 seconds! How do you reply to that?"
Memphis mayor Young: "Impossible. No man can survive that many shootings!"
She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car...
There's no such thing as vampires.
Unless you Count Dracula.
Why do they call niggers "Shines"?
Must be the handcuffs!
Reporter: "In Memphis, a man gets shot every 30 seconds! How do you reply to that?"
Memphis mayor Young: "Impossible. No man can survive that many shootings!"