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A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wile, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom.
The husband said to the wife ”satisfy him or he will kill us both. Be strong. I love you !”.
Wife said ”He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs Vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom.
I have found the solution for gender confusion:
Kick it in the balls.
Napkin dispensers are so convenient.
It let’s you grab either a handful of 50 napkins or tear a small corner off 1 napkin.
Heroin needles are like children.
Frequently abandoned by niggers.
Inspired by the Burning Man festival, there's now an event exclusively for battered, single mothers.
The Coal-Burning festival.
The husband said to the wife ”satisfy him or he will kill us both. Be strong. I love you !”.
Wife said ”He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs Vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom.
I have found the solution for gender confusion:
Kick it in the balls.
Napkin dispensers are so convenient.
It let’s you grab either a handful of 50 napkins or tear a small corner off 1 napkin.
Heroin needles are like children.
Frequently abandoned by niggers.
Inspired by the Burning Man festival, there's now an event exclusively for battered, single mothers.
The Coal-Burning festival.