I bought a COP house in Kalamazoo once

DJ StoopNig

The Honorable Reverend Doctor DJ StoopNig, Esquire
Staff member
Chicago could get its first ‘cop house' (msn.com)

I bought my first house in the early 2000's, in Kalamazoo MI. It was an abandoned property in the ghetto, and I later found out that it was the site of a high profile police cleaning effort that was staged in order to give the public the impression that police officers cared about the community.

Of course, niggers were highly suspicious of the property and it became known as a surveillance station (which is of course nonsense). By pure coincidence I also got my first pet dog which was a German Shephard who looked like a police dog. Naturally, niggers assumed that I was a police officer and that false reputation followed me for years even as I moved to slightly safer parts of that neighborhood. Niggers were convinced that I was spying on them, and sometimes they would even come up to me an report crimes.

All of this was because some liberal dipshits sent a few officers to mow the lawn one day, a few months before I bought a house.
 
This might have worked also in your favor; I guess niggers were scared of you and took precautions to not fuck around with you.

And perhaps they invented ghetto legend about you

- You know the cop with the german shepherd dog?
- Ya man
- He is special ops and killed four niggas with his bare hands in a bar fight... And his dog ate a nigger in his wheelchair.
- Sheeeiiit
 

DJ StoopNig

The Honorable Reverend Doctor DJ StoopNig, Esquire
Staff member
I had an electric scooter that i would take on short trips while my car was in the shop. I was locking it up outside of a corner store and a sow was loudly proclaiming that I was the police and I was spying on her with cameras and everything else. She pointed to the battery pack that I installed on the scooter and insisted it was filled with cameras and listening devices.

:ape:
 

DePlasmatikon Gibs

Jr. Administration
Staff member
a sow was loudly proclaiming that I was the police and I was spying on her with cameras and everything else. She pointed to the battery pack that I installed on the scooter and insisted it was filled with cameras and listening devices.
Niggers! They love to be filmed and being in the spotlight, except in a police spotlight I guess.

But after getting arrested, for some reason they're happy again. Probably because they're about to get free food and housing and meet all their friends. :lol:

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