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DePlasmatikon Gibs

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Goodlettsville man made good in early Sunday single-vehicle crash​

A Metro Nashville PD news release identifies the crash victim as Cordae Robison, 24, of Goodlettsville :biggrin:. The crash occurred at 2 a.m. on Murfreesboro Pike at the intersection of Una Antioch Pike.

According to the release, a preliminary investigation shows that Robison was driving a 2014 Nissan Maxima west on Murfreesboro Pike when he lost control of the car in the intersection and struck a utility pole.

The release says that according to witnesses, Robison was traveling at a “very high rate of speed” prior to the crash.
Well done, Sir. :warp: Why are there cars depicted in his obituary but not the utility pole?

 

DePlasmatikon Gibs

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Fat-ass Football Nigger Who Keeled Over At Maryland HS Remembered As "Gentle Giant"​

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During a summer practice on Wednesday, Aug. 14, first responders were called to Franklin High School in Reisterstown, when Leslie Noble suffered a medical emergency.

He was rushed to an area hospital, where he was later pronounced good, leaving his loved ones reeling.

"Leslie was known for his outgoing personality and his talents on and off the football field," Tekeiska Perry said. "His infectious laughter.........
You niggers always ook the same shit, so I'll cut the quote short here, mammy. Even those giant batwings won't lift your infectious hellspawn to heaven. He'll sink from 6-feet-under straight to hell.

:fat: :kfc: :ura:

 

Mr. Otis Chimp

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Fat-ass Football Nigger Who Keeled Over At Maryland HS Remembered As "Gentle Giant"​

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You niggers always ook the same shit, so I'll cut the quote short here, mammy. Even those giant batwings won't lift your infectious hellspawn to heaven. He'll sink from 6-feet-under straight to hell.

:fat: :kfc: :ura:

His veins were probably clogged with the usual residuals of the typical nigger diet; chicken and bacon grease, chemicals from drug use, etc.
 
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