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Matthew Perry ... unfriended
There was a fire drill at IKEA today.
We all assembled in the parking lot.
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for an orientation session.
They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy responds: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man".
The second guy says: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow".
The third guy thinks for a while and then replies: "I guess I'd like to hear them say 'Look - he's moving?
Matthew Perry, no longer there for anyone......
Called my boss to tell him I am not in tomorrow cos one of my friends died this weekend.
There was a fire drill at IKEA today.
We all assembled in the parking lot.
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for an orientation session.
They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy responds: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man".
The second guy says: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow".
The third guy thinks for a while and then replies: "I guess I'd like to hear them say 'Look - he's moving?
Matthew Perry, no longer there for anyone......
Called my boss to tell him I am not in tomorrow cos one of my friends died this weekend.
