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As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season, I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
My grandfather is 90 and he still doesn't need glasses.
He just drinks straight from the bottle.
I wonder how many, who were never told the story about the boy who cried Wolf, are now wishing they could have their tits or penises back?
Me: "Will I be okay Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Me: "I don't believe in any of that Astrology bullshit!"
Doctor: "Me neither. My thermometer just broke!"
Ironically, white people actually have the lightest fingers.
My grandfather is 90 and he still doesn't need glasses.
He just drinks straight from the bottle.
I wonder how many, who were never told the story about the boy who cried Wolf, are now wishing they could have their tits or penises back?
Me: "Will I be okay Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Me: "I don't believe in any of that Astrology bullshit!"
Doctor: "Me neither. My thermometer just broke!"
Ironically, white people actually have the lightest fingers.