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How do skeletons make babies?
They bone.
What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See you next period.
Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
Because of what’s happening under that sheet.
Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a vampire?
Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.
Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
He’s obsessed with getting head.
They bone.
What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See you next period.
Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
Because of what’s happening under that sheet.
Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a vampire?
Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.
Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
He’s obsessed with getting head.
